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Cost of the Crown

Word of the Day: Royalty

“Any man who must say ‘I am the King’ is no true king.” -Tywin Lannister

Bonus Words: Emperor, Empress, King, Queen, Regent, Prince, Princess, Royal Children and the Royal Jester.

The Tao te Ching by Lao Tzu in Chapters 7 and 42, the Book of Matthew spoken by Jesus and the Book of Romans by Paul all allude to or describe what is referred to as the “Upside Down Kingdom”. While many associate the above words as ones of Status, Power and Privilege; this is not an accurate understanding of their Roles. I will attempt to elaborate further on this subject by explaining how these titles are to be viewed.

Princes, Princesses and Royal Children

These are effectively Kings or Queens without the Responsibilities of One. They are the Children of the King or Queen; or in Training to be One. They are still expected to serve as Role Models and assist the King and Queen in their duties.

Kings, Queens and Regents

A King or Queen is the One who has the Responsibility to Serve all their People before they Serve themselves. If there are Hungry People in the Kingdom; then the King and Queen do not Eat. If there are Homeless people in the Kingdom then the King and Queen share their Home with them. The Burdens of Any are the Burdens of the King and Queen.

They are not the King and Queen because they are treated like Royalty; they are the King and Queen because they treat everyone else like Royalty. They Bow to their People, their People don’t Bow to them unless they choose to.

Emperor and Empress

An Emperor and Empress are like a Prince or Princess in that they hold no Responsibilities with the exception that they serve all the other Kings and Queens before themselves as well as holding them Accountable and Responsible for serving their People if they fail to do so.

Which of course is why I prefer the title Royal Jester instead of Emperor. An Emperor’s role is to serve all the Kings in the Empire and I have absolutely no intention of serving those assholes but I will Troll them Incessantly ๐Ÿ˜ˆ.

The Royal Jester

The Role of the Royal Jester is to walk the fine line between putting the King’s Ego in check and not being beheaded for doing so ๐Ÿ˜…. Who better than the Emperor and Former Troll King ๐Ÿ‘น to play that Role ๐Ÿคก?


Love ๐Ÿ’–, Light ๐Ÿ˜‡ and Darkness ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Lucky Fur the White Rabbit ๐Ÿฐ
Former Troll King of the Underworld ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘‘
Fool King of Royal House Fenrir ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘‘
Disputed Guildmaster of the Magicians Guild ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ‘‘
Field Marshall of the Antifa Armed Forces โฌ›๐Ÿšฉ
Head of the Infamous kRhyme Syndicate ๐Ÿฆน๐Ÿ‘‘
Paradox Paladin High Commander ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‘‘
Royal Jester ๐Ÿคก (Emperor ๐Ÿ™„) of the Gaian Empire ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ
Fylkir of the Church of Omnism ๐Ÿ•‰๏ธโ˜ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฏ
God of Truth and Magic ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿช„
God of War and Deception if Necessary โš”๏ธ๐Ÿฅธ

Because God isn’t Love, Love is Magic โœจ
I’m just the Magician ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ